I’m horny, but my body won’t let me masturbate.

“I want to climb him like a tree.” I’ve heard that expression so often, but I am feeling it today

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“I want to climb him like a tree.”

I’ve heard that expression so often, but I am feeling it today. I want to climb my partner, kiss him, touch him, explore his skin. I’m worried that if I don’t grope him, or do something to sate the arousal, I might combust from the sheer intensity of it. 

Masturbation, oral sex, raw primal fucking against a wall are all options that I’d very much enjoy right now if it wasn’t for the fact that I have managed to break my body. I know some of you aren’t surprised. My track record with technology is almost legendary, so why I thought a human body would be any different I don’t know.

How did I break myself? Haven’t the foggiest. All I know is that it hurts to do everything – even breathe. My body is a fickle creature. For weeks my libido has been reasonable. I’ve had the odd wank and been content to wait for my partner’s libido to match mine. The very day it did we exchanged texts about having sex later that night, but then an hour later everything went to shit and we narrowly avoided a visit from the ambulance crew. Now we’re in the frustrating position of our libidos being sky high, and we’re not able to release that pent up tension because my body won’t allow it – not even masturbation. Whilst I know there are benefits to masturbation, I don’t think they would outweigh the harm a simple wank would cause. So instead of masturbating, or fucking, I’ll lie in the same bed I’ve been stuck in for 4 days, and try to content myself with filthy daydreams, and even filthier fanfiction.

Maybe tomorrow I can climb him.

 

Masturbation Monday

5 Comments

  1. Ugh, high libidos and no way of dealing with it. I am so sorry. Also, I love the expression “I want to climb him like a tree.” even though I’ve never climbed anything in my life, and would really prefer it if the men in my life climbed me, lol. But the expression is REALLY good. 🙂

  2. I hope you get some relief soon. I also love the expression you have here of wanting to climb him like a tree. I often feel like I want to climb inside of mine, just wrap him all around me.

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